Poetry Corner - Mrs O'Brien

Mrs O’Brien

“It’s the committees what’s the worst”

Said Mrs O’Brien

Wringing out her thick bleached dishcloth

As if it were a neck.

“They don’t wash up after themselves

They think they’re much too good

Too busy to even empty

The teabags from the pot.”

“The boy scout and girl guide leaders

Clean the hall right thorough.

Them who do the pensioners’ meals

Wash the dishes bright clean.

But them ruddy council meetings,

It’s like a bomb’s gone off!

They think that just ‘cos they pay me

They can up and walk away!

As if I hadn’t got enough to do -

Washing the tea towels, the parquet and loo.”

Sarah Miller Walters

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