Harvest Festival Frolics

Harvest Festival time is upon us, and in 1934 the Lincolnshire Echo reported on an amusing incident at a village somewhere between Louth and Market Rasen. The newspaper snippet recorded:

“Some wag had deposited a bottle of home-made wine among the decorations, having evidently an idea that the juice of the fruit should be given its due place.

The service was being conducted by a well-known Lincoln local preacher, and he was delivering his address when there was a loud pop. The heat of the building had caused the wine to ferment and the cork flew out of the bottle. It narrowly missed the preacher and proceeded on its aerial journey towards the ceiling.”

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